Horror Hair: Wayne Rooney
Posted By Rob Parker on September 5, 2008
Rooney improves his tracking back
Married life is not treating Wayne Rooney too well by the looks of things. His receding hairline seems to have picked up pace early in the new season, and the 22-year-old has been left with the dreaded Steve McClaren/Alan Shearer hair island. The balding Rooney is definitely going to struggle to shake off those Shrek jibes!
Well,Y’know, never hurt Shearer…
…to have no hair
True enough. But Steve McClaren…!
It could be the HGH coursing through his veins.