Wayne Rooney presented with giant car key
Posted By Rob Parker on December 21, 2008
Most Valuable Player receives tangible, untacky prize

You know at airport security when they ask you to put your keys in the tray, well Wayne Rooney is going to need a bigger tray for the flight back from Tokyo. The Club World Cup’s Most Valuable Player (oo er) was given a clear indication of his true worth by being presented with a giant car key for his trouble. As I always say, you can never have too many giant novelty car keys.


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