Football Lookalikes: Jermain Defoe and Oliver Twist
Posted By Rob Parker on January 7, 2009
Please, sir, can I have some more money?
One’s an orphan who escapes the shires to return to London to make money in a pickpocket gang, the other’s a footballer who pickpockets his club to return to London to have his wicked way with Chinawhite’s female patrons.
Was there enough room in the White Hart Lane car park for his locomotive steam train?
[...] Jermain Defoe rocked the Oliver Twist look on his first day back at Tottenham. (Off the Post) [...]
“Never before has a boy wanted more”
Throw in Harry Redknapp’s resemblance to Fagin, in that he’s a dodgy cockney who provides a home for unwanted outcasts (Lauren, Sol Campbell, Diarra, Crouch Defoe about a year ago) and we have a tooth-achingly sweet White Hart Lane musical on our hands.
looks more liek andrei arshavin