Top 10 Steven Gerrard Arrest Jokes
Posted By Rob Parker on January 2, 2009
1. Steven Gerrard has received an ABH in the New Year’s Honours list.
2. Steven Gerrard has allegedly attacked a DJ after getting frustrated by his rotation system.
3. Our very own visual gag:
4. Who is the only 22 stone man to have ridden a derby winner? Steven Gerrard’s cell mate.
5. Liverpool have backed captain Steven Gerrard to continue to lead the club out of the tunnel… just as soon as he has dug it.
6. Where does Steven Gerrard go for a fight? The Lunge Inn.
7. Did you hear Steven Gerrard has been arrested for assault? Thankfully, Graham Sankey has come forward to confess to the attack, whilst 20,000 Scousers have testified that they saw Gerrard asleep in his bed at the time.
8. Rafa Benitez has launched a shock bid for Joey Barton. Apparently, he wants a like-for-like inside attacking midfielder should Steven Gerrard get sent down.
9. Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying it could have been more after Liverpool hit five past Newcastle, so he hit a sixth in Southport.
10. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He scores from 40 yards,
He getting five years behind bars,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
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everyone sing it with me:
Steve Gerrard Gerrard, he’ll punch your left kidney hard… he’s kind of the prison yard, Steve Gerrard Gerrard!!!
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wich dork wrote this ? dude this is low he’s a great football player better then you’ll ever be beside he hasen’t done anything because he wasn’t drunk ya nit.
Se agradece la info, vamos argentina carajo para el mundial de futbol en sudafrica 2010 !
Занятно! Конечно, поразительно наблюдать то, как в считанные часы совершенно без малейшего повода из пальца высасывается такой “новостной сюжет” и начинает широко гулять по блогам.
Весьма тонко подмечено. В чем-то даже себя узнал
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