Martin O’Neill makes amends for Moscow with free grub

Rob Parker | February 28, 2009

Slap-up dinner for cheesed off away fans

Aston Villa boss Martin O’Neill has arranged to buy dinner for the 295 fans who spent thousands of pounds travelling to watch a weakened side crash out of the Uefa Cup to CSKA Moscow. Villa owner Randy Lerner has agreed to pick up the £15,000 tab for the conciliatory [...]

El-Hadji Diouf vows to ‘f*ck a one-year-old child’

Rob Parker | February 28, 2009

Blackburn bad boy falls foul of prank call

When a pair of tricksters made a prank call to controversial striker El-Hadji Diouf they probably knew he wouldn’t be best pleased. But even they seem to have been slightly taken aback by the Senegalese international’s response. Fortunately they recorded the call for your entertainment.

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The Daft Punt

Thomas Rooney | February 27, 2009

Time to do a SAF and bring on Rooney

It is getting towards the business end of the season where trophies, relegation and promotion are going to be decided. With this in mind, let’s take a look at this weekend’s football fixtures and some of the less obvious ways you can spend your money in the [...]

MLS drafts in new dead-ball specialist to replace David Beckham

Rob Parker | February 27, 2009

No, it’s not Pirlo, it’s not Juninho, it’s not even Ronaldinho
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The new guy has chosen to avoid pulling himself up on the coattails of Hollywood celebrities and has headed for the more unassuming surroundings of FC Dallas. I don’t know if he has quite got the accuracy [...]

Goal.com has some astounding breaking news on David Beckham!

Rob Parker | February 27, 2009

Are you ready for this?

Really? Talk about a bolt from the blue… I don’t really know what to say. I mean, I knew he was on loan at AC Milan, but a loan is a loan. There was never any suggestion that this would be a permanent move. Thanks to Goal.com for unearthing this for [...]

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Rob Parker | February 27, 2009

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The Steven Gerrard Rhapsody

Rob Parker | February 27, 2009

Near genius

This ones a bit slow off the blocks, but I had not seen it before so I guess many of you have not seen it either. As you may have guessed, it is Bohemian Rhapsody re-written in the wake of Stevie Gerrard’s brush with the law. This is probably not going to placate the [...]