El-Hadji Diouf vows to ‘f*ck a one-year-old child’

Posted By Rob Parker on February 28, 2009

Blackburn bad boy falls foul of prank call

When a pair of tricksters made a prank call to controversial striker El-Hadji Diouf they probably knew he wouldn’t be best pleased. But even they seem to have been slightly taken aback by the Senegalese international’s response. Fortunately they recorded the call for your entertainment.

Among the more bizarre of Diouf’s outbursts were: “Come to see me now. I will f*ck you, your mum, your kids, everything. And if you have a daughter like one years old, I wil f*ck here as well.”

Asked what he would be if he wasn’t a footballer, Diouf offered up this thoughtful response: “If I’m not a footballer I shag your mother every single f***ing day. You come to my house. I f*** your mum, your dad – every single one.”



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16 Responses to “El-Hadji Diouf vows to ‘f*ck a one-year-old child’”

  1. allez-les-bleus says:

    How do you know this is real? how do yo know it is not fake?

  2. Rob Parker says:

    Because Diouf’s spokesman has acknowledged that he remembers the call.

  3. Usama says:

    Hi Rob!

  4. simon says:

    oh ye coz thats real init it sounds nout like diouf

  5. OmegaSupreme says:

    That’s awesome. What a thoroughly nice chap he really his.

  6. Ala says:

    He’s down with the kids.

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  8. GAZZA says:

    Its not real and if it is your a cock for ringing him

  9. RedDevil007 says:

    To be fair, I’d like to hear what they said to get him so aggravated in the first place.

  10. Daniel says:

    the hair comment was immense. he had ot coming to him, i would be surprised if he doesnt get that shit all the time

  11. Adam says:

    Ha, go Diouf! That caller must have been expecting somthing like that when he called him, what a moron, i’m suprised they let idiots like him use a phone. Insulting his hair… oooh thats gotta sting (!) Good for Diouf, calling the police.

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  13. Sam Leach says:

    i also like kids

  14. Brendan says:

    The guy winding up Diouf sounds exactly like David Beckham

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