Steven Gerrard wants his crotch to be the star of Sky Sports’ coverage
Posted By Rob Parker on April 22, 2009
Liverpool skipper can go tighter, lower and wider than Jamie Redknapp

For a long time Jamie Redknapp has, erm, held his own as the ladies man of the Sky Sports punditry team. But last night he came up against stiff competition from some younger, fitter competition.
Never one to back down from a fight, Steven Gerrard picked out his tightest trousers and challenged himself to touch two different walls of the studio with his knee-caps simultaneously. Understandably, Alan Smith was eager to cover up!
Good job this wasn’t an MUTV phone-in!
Thanks to Ben Davies for sending this in.


rawr
Glad someone else noticed this. I think Gerrard looked at Redknapps tight trousers and Joe Cole’s relaxed seating position and decided to combine the two. I did laugh every time it did the wide shot with Alan Smith sheepishly hiding in the corner.
What do you call the male version of a camel toe?
Camel tail
I thought it was his change for the car park…
It looks more like a camel toe than a camel tail…!
He needs some “package management” tips from big Al Shearer!
he must get his clothes from baby gap
Male camel toe = creeping anaconda
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mmm would put my face in his lap now
mmm would put my face in his lap now