Michael Owen: identity fraudster
Posted By Rob Parker on July 16, 2009
“Are you sure these are all yours, sir?”
Alternative caption: Michael Owen is forced to ditch his collection of pet passports after learning his horses will not be allowed to accompany him on Manchester United’s tour of Asia.
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Mr Owen, we have found the passports of the top European strikers you stole to prevent them flying for talks at United.
No that wasn’t a pick up line madam, the boss told me if I pull anything I won’t get paid.
At least two of them are his. The second probably under the name judas.
owen steals 24 england squad passports but still cant get into south africa.
my family are in florida and i’m in new york?
Hi, I’d like to check in my physios please …
Mina, that was awesome! hHAHAHAHA