If Joleon Lescott was a football blogger…
Posted By Rob Parker on August 17, 2009
by Joleon Lescott
David Beckham were red-carded in LA Confidential’s defeat too Seattle Sounders on Saturday. The Ex-EnGl&nd capTain was 5ent-of in the £££££££££££ 17th minute… Argghhhh!!!!!!! It’s no use. I can’t do it anymore. I Used too bee a fantastic football blogger butt last week I herd that (£££££££££££) a national newspaper wanted to sign me up. I’m so unsettled !££££££££!
I told OTP that i wasn’t in the right FRAME OF MIND to do a column this week but NoboDy ever listens to me. Ever since I fOunD out that sum one is willing to pay Me mOre monEy to do the same JOb i”m doing Now I’Ve found i CAN’t do ThE job any moore, My spelling is atroshus and the grammar ain’t not much better. ££££££££ I’m also prone to lapses of £££
££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
£££££££££££££££££££££££££ erm, concentration.
The trouble is i’VE had my head turned. An once u’ve had your head turned it is very difficult to look at a computer screan and tipe at the same thyme. hoW can anyone expect you to go aobut your work proffessionallly when your unsettled?%.
It’s probably in everyone’s best interests if OTP let me go to the national so we can all get back to £££££££££££££££££££££ normality.
Hilarous, man!
Was that really supposed to be funny? Seriously?
In future check out the standard of writing in papers such as the Guardian, particularly the Fiver and the daily rumours page - funny, well thought out, fantastically written articles.
Not at all.
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haha brilliant
Dude….plz dnt copy dirtytackle.com….also this was lame…truly abysmal
Mark D, methinks you miss the point. try again please.
I thought I went to Off The Post but apparently I’ve been redirected to Dirty Tackle?
Oh, except if it was DT then I’d actually have laughed
very true. if the money grabbing basterd had any sense he would have stayed at everton where the club is run in the right way.