Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Harry Redknapp demands to see his player’s numerous testicles
Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has revealed that David Bentley has several balls and is now urging his player to flash them around the Emirates Stadium tomorrow.
In his column in The Sun, Redknapp dictated: “There’s no doubt Bentley has balls - plenty of ‘em - and his performance [...]
Rob Parker | October 30, 2009
Moody striker would like spot-kick responsibilty
When Inter Milan’s Mario Balotelli won a penalty five minutes into their match against Palermo last night, he obviously felt that was justification for him taking it. Samuel Eto’o disagreed, pulled rank and placed the ball on the spot.
Balotelli continued to stand next to the ball demanding to take the [...]
Rob Parker | October 29, 2009
Featuring two courtesy of the man himself
1. “I’m just out of your league. I’m a millionaire.”
Yes, the biggest joke of all is disgraced King’s attempted chat-up line.
2. So Marlon King was jailed for failing to score at a club. Which one? Wigan, Hull, Middlesbrough?
3. Sky Sports News is reporting that a top footballer has [...]
Rob Parker | October 29, 2009
Real Madrid midfielder doesn’t like being called gay
Real Madrid’s embarrassing 4-0 defeat to lower league Alcorcon on Tuesday night was painful enough. But Guti had insult added to his injury.
He was hauled off by under-fire coach Manuel Pellegrini at half-time, and upon taking his place in the dugout an Alcorcon supporter called him gay. [...]
Rob Parker | October 29, 2009
Latics striker locked up
Marlon King has been jailed for 18 months for sexually assaulting a woman in a London bar. The Wigan striker was found guilty of repeatedly groping a 20-year-old student and breaking her nose when she refused his advances.
The father-of-three has now been sacked by the Premier League side.
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Rob Parker | October 29, 2009
A case of mistaken identity
Sir Alex Ferguson has previously joked about swapping the shirts of the Da Silva twins, Fabio and Rafael, in order to trick officials. But his plans to confuse the identities of the Brazilian youngsters were pre-empted by referee Chris Foy, who booked the wrong twin during the Carling Cup tie at [...]
Rob Parker | October 28, 2009
Great Danish striker aired at last
For years it has been cited as the greatest football goal you have never seen. Now those of us who weren’t at Anfield for Liverpool’s 2-1 Milk Cup win over Manchester United in November 1985 can see it. The match took place during a TV blackout, which meant the public [...]
