Non-league side victims of penis pitch prank
Posted By Dan Morris on October 2, 2009
Creative use of a line-painter
Every Sunday league football team has had the occasional unpleasant surprise to contend with before kick off - it’s something that you come to expect. Usually it’s because some unforgiving dog owner forgot to bring out a poo bag, or because the remains of a passionate fumble on the penalty spot between two drunken young lovers have been left behind.
But part-timers Worle FC, from Weston Super-Mare, had a real treat when they turned up to find what can only be described as a giant penis on their pitch. No, not a real one but the art of prankster with a line painter who had drawn the giant lovelength on the field.
Assistant manager Mark Chesney (ably assisted by a journalist/pun machine from The Sun) saw the funny side.
He said: “We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won’t rest until we find out who it was. To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow - it’s a balls up which may leave our next fixture in doubt.”
Of course plenty of other teams have had giant dicks on their pitches, in fact, Old Trafford is regularly covered with enormous pricks.
It’s nowhere near as big as some of the cocks you find on the internet though eh Tony?
I’m sure I have no idea what you mean Mitch…