1. Chivas USA keeper Zach Thornton is dropped
The most recent physio action, taken from last week’s MLS action. Thornton is not the smallest of blokes, but how weak are those stretcher bearers?
2. The two-footed physio lunge
Note to self: when player is injured do not lunge into him with a two-footed tackle.
3. The Chuckle Brothers
To me, to you…
4. The Rectum Inspector
“As I’m carrying you off the pitch, would you mind checking my piles out?”
5. Chinese Delivery
He’s falling boys! Run faster – it’s the only way to stop it!
