Horror Hair: Glen Johnson

Posted by - September 1, 2008 - 'Do Are Ya?, Portsmouth, Premier League

The Palm Tree Afro
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Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson is currently sporting a short-back-and-sides avec afro. The cropped sides and nape only lull you into a false sense of security ahead of the palm tree of a hairdo that is to follow. There is definitely a touch of the Sideshow Bobs about it. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, it looks like he is trying to convince Jermain Defoe to have the same done!

  • http://www.talkfootball.co.uk/ Neil

    Glen Johnson’s bonce has never exactly been a good look. However if he keeps playing like he did on Saturday then you’ll see no complaints from down south!