Horror Hair: Wayne Rooney

Posted by - September 5, 2008 - 'Do Are Ya?, Manchester United

Rooney improves his tracking back

Married life is not treating Wayne Rooney too well by the looks of things. His receding hairline seems to have picked up pace early in the new season, and the 22-year-old has been left with the dreaded Steve McClaren/Alan Shearer hair island. The balding Rooney is definitely going to struggle to shake off those Shrek jibes!

  • Joe

    Well,Y’know, never hurt Shearer…

  • Joe

    …to have no hair

  • http://www.offthepost.info Rob P

    True enough. But Steve McClaren…!

  • Joe

    It could be the HGH coursing through his veins.