Evidence that staring at black-and-white stripes can lead to dyslexia

We have tried to say it in the broadest of Geordie accents, and we still can’t make ‘boycoutt’ say ‘boycott’. Obviously the fans in question were not from the spelling regiment of the Toon Army. We have to agree with the sentiments though: sak teh boaurd, that’s what we say.
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