Have you heard the one about the Ukrainian, the Russian and the black guy? Ex-Tottenham striker Sergei Rebrov has offered kind words of wisdom to the club’s new signing Roman Pavlyuchenko, and they are not entirely politically correct.
The Ukrainian striker warned Pavlyuchenko: “A lot of dark-skinned people live there [White Hart Lane area]. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else. It’s not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Roman doesn’t walk but drives around that area.”
But then there’s car-jackings. Because I heard a lot of dark-skinned people… Shut up, Sergei.