Top Five Uses For Your Robinho Chelsea shirt

Posted by - September 2, 2008 - Chelsea, Oddballs

Commiserations to out-of-cash Blues fans

1. Name your child Robinho and plead ignorance.

2. Have your name changed by deed poll. That goes for you too, Roman Robinho.

3. Use it as a duster – it’s the right colour anyway.

4. Rip the R, N, H and O off and pretend you went for John OBI Mikel.

5. Storm into Abramovich’s office, slap him round the face with it and demand a refund.

  • Justin Brown

    Use #6 Add “OD” at the end and that will give you the man who stole from the rich and gave to the poor…. except that Chelsea and Premiership football in general is the exact opposite.

  • Off The Post

    Haha! Excellent.

  • Kris

    #7 Get some red spray paint and sell it at a premium to Man U fans.

  • Danny123

    If you take away the R,O,H and The H It Spells Bin Where This Shirt Actually Belongs!