First down… goal!
New York Red Bulls goalkeeper Danny Cepero bagged himself a Major League Soccerball Power Goal when he booted the ball in from his own half. Perhaps the opposition keeper was mesmerised by the numbers on the pitch (apparently they help guys in helmets with no sense of proportion, or something).
Ironically given his superhuman goalkeeping efforts, Cepero was only playing in the match because regular Red Bulls goalie Jeff Conway is serving a suspiciously short ten-match drugs ban.
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