‘Do Are Ya? Server Djeparov

Posted by - November 26, 2008 - 'Do Are Ya?, Chelsea

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Meet newly crowned Asian Footballer of the Year Server Djeparov and his highly offensive barnet. Djeparov plays in Uzbekistan, where re-runs of Chris Waddle in his prime may or may not have recently hit the screens.

The 26-year-old picked up the title in China last night following in the footsteps of the likes of (trawling through Wikipedia list for a player I/you might have heard of) Hidetoshi Nakata, Shinji Ono and Ali Daei. The midfielder is now rumoured to be heading for a one-month trial at Chelsea, before heading back to oblivion never to be heard of again.