Arsenal man should have gone to Specsavers
Eboue: No, you don’t understand. I want something thicker. They need to be really out there!
Optician Perhaps I could interest you in a pair of specs from our paedo range?
Arsenal utility man Emmanuel Eboue saw Tuesday night’s Carling Cup victory over Wigan approximately three times as big as everyone else in the Emirates Stadium thanks to his super-thick glasses.
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