Football Lookalikes: Marouane Fellaini and Colonel Gaddafi

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(1) A proper fate for several dictators : One
could stretch-out the likes of Lenin, Stalin, Mao
Tse-Tung, cross-dressing GADHAFI (who, decades
ago, would retire to a tent in the desert dressed
as an Libyan woman), … into full-size, clear
plastic cases (who’d been displayed in half-size
such), set ’em on the edge of a bowling alley
(still super frozen); charge big bucks. Whoever
would bowl one of ’em over will have toppled a
dictator.

(2) A devil could stoke the coals under a
‘heller’ deep within in hell, causing him to
rush at his stoker. That stoker could also have
become proficient with a (Japanese) sword at
slicing an opponent vertically in two, using a
sword exuding a bio-degrading sealant along its
trailing edge.
Another devil could slam the two halves back
together, the heller having rushed past both
sides of his stoker to no effect.
Being of two minds about what had just happened
to him for a while, that heller … (???).

(3) Still, some (street smart) dictators could
get a day off, per millennium, in hell. They
could get together to “talk shop”.
Hitler and Eva Braun got married at the end
because, they said, ‘what would the world think
of them, otherwise’.
Stalin, the pock-marked son of a drunken
cobbler, armed bank robber, held much of the
world in terror of the clenched fist of his
withered left arm (like Kaiser Wilhelm). His
second wife committed suicide upon finding out
that her husband was also her father (had had
an affair …). You’d be disappointed in his
monster-hood were this not so.
Like Stalin, Marilyn Monroe had twelve toes.

Lenin (so viscous that he so unnerved Bertran
Russell that he couldn’t function for two days
after meeting him at the London Library),
John D. Rockefeller I (vilest thing on two
legs), super-nasty and warped Henry Ford, would
NOT have been hired by the organizations they’d
founded. Mao Tse-Tung, a sycophant and phony
hero from day one, was a real betrayer of men
and mass-murderer. In his early years, he
couldn’t be bothered to effect an easy rescue
of a woman who’d borne him three-four children.
In his later years, he indulged himself in
underage girls. China is even more corrupt now.

Public relations types do much to enhance the
images of public figures (most organizations).

(4) Economic opportunity awaits : As oil wraps
around (especially southern) ‘Flo dah’, 2010,
aggravated by storms, form a company with the
logo “FF FFF” !!,
i.e., “Floor Flushing for Floor Flushers !!”.
BP had p.r.’s arrange politics in south-eastern
states to tie-up funds approved for scientists
investigating the Gulf-oil-gusher’s effects.

(5) Have public morals declined so much that upon
another stock market crash, no-one will have been
found, afterward, to have jumped off a tall
building of his own accord (as in October 1929) ?

(6) Since most homeowners have property insurance
(until they try to collect), were ever ‘al Qaida’
and the ‘anti-christ’ to clash overhead and then
crash into some unforgiving heap, they’d be
covered, maybe. It’s just that there’d be no
‘prophet’ (profit) in it.

(7) First there was the ‘uni bomber’, then the
‘shoe bomber’, and now the ‘underwear bomber’,
which last is a true ‘terror ass’.
In first several decades of the last century,
two thirds of psychotics in ‘Anglo-America’
came out of Fundamentalist Protestant and
Devout Catholic homes : likewise for other
fundamentalisms elsewhere in the world.

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(8a) One risque … : What with those two buxom
babes having run for govern-nator in 2003,
splitting the porn vote, Why if Mike Tyson had
entered that circus, he could have waged a “boob
biting” campaign.

(8b) Doesn’t “W” remind you of MAD MAGAZINE’s
most famous character, you know, “WHAT, ME
WORRY” ??. Though I’ven’t read this in decades,
I’m reminded.
Knowing that some of the media would have
interviewed anyone knowledgeable about “W”_’s
air-guard service, and his other early history,
some PR dis-information group decided to bait
CBS with a document whose falseness would then
color the veracity of any real adverse oral
history. Ivy-league universities have long
realized the value of tutoring the scions of
the posh and powerful through their schools.
‘W’ was smart enough to have earned a degree in
some busy-work major, but, evidently, not
motivated enough.

(8c) When RONALD RAYGUN was governor, there were
eight or nine important issues to be acted on.
His administration acted on one, the
legislators took another away from him, and the
others ? Lying public relations to the
contrary, Ron was into early senility by the
mid 1970’s because of his life as a b-grade
actor. But, he’d learnt to obey his handlers.
Only the FDIC ‘averted’ a depression in the
1980’s.
Had Ron not been bereft of his tail (human
fetuses have tails during early gestation),
he’d’ve garnered even more votes — especially
from the KKK, ….
| ANYWAY, WAS THE TIME OF HIS DEATH MD-ADJUSTED
| TO FACILITATE, INDEED ENHANCE, ITS COLORING OF
| THE D-DAY CELEBRATIONS –> re-publican aura
| –> more votes.
| Also, see “Variety”, ‘No Method To His
| Madness’, April 1986?

(8d) Newt Gangrene (aka Newt Gingrich) : A Newt
is a fat-tailed salamander — what ain’t nuttin
but a smooth-skinned lizard. All jokes : my own.

(8e) The acerbic Bob Dole could have been
elected in ’96 had there been a CIA type to have
arranged for him to have been a hostage of Saddam
Huesein for some weeks or months or …
( <– Manipulated Iranian Hostage circus).

(8f) Then there is, and was, 'Slick Willi'.

(8g) However and whoever was drunk while the car
Ted Kennedy was driving (without a valid drivers
license ?) when they careened off that bridge
at Chappaquiddick, I 'heeerd' from an LPN in Ann
Arbor ('liquid propane nurse') that the most
pressing reason for Kennedy's delay in reporting
that accident was that his six-month-old fetus
had to be gotten out of Mary Jo Kopechne before
putting her back-into the car. Otherwise, the
resulting negative publicity would have squelched
the political futures of that whole 'klan'. As no
detailed lying-excuse would have withstood all
the expected scrutiny, none was proffered.
And so, when Jacqueline died in the spring of
1995, I was thinking, sometimes out loud, that
'they' no doubt had to watch 'Chap-a-Quick-Dick'
around her bier after visiting hours.
Still, he's done yeoman work for liberal causes
over the years — even if he'd sabotaged
universal health care during the Jimmy Carter
Presidency.
Only Truman, Nixon, and Carter_(so honest that
Congress, including Ted Kennedy, got rid of him)
had no extra-martial affairs during their lives.

Anony mouse.