Football video: Arjen Robben and his magic self-building boot
Balding Dutchman amazed by fake technology
Real Madrid winger Arjen Robben sits in the changing room when he is interrupted by the components of his boot arriving. It is not apparent what he was intending to wear before the boot arrives as disjointed as the West Brom defence. It also remains unclear what he is going to wear on his other foot. Arjen has other concerns though, such as how Adidas can create a self-building boot and yet cannot halt his receding hairline.