Juande Ramos has a job! At Real Madrid! Bernd Schuster sacked!

Posted by - December 9, 2008 - Tottenham

Well, the first two exclamation marks were merited

Real Madrid’s stars are today gorging themselves on fast food and tapas before their baby food diet kicks in tomorrow (probably). Spurs reject and serial punchline Juande Ramos has been named as the temporary replacement of sacked Real boss Bernd Schuster.

The ex-Sevilla manager, who failed to win a Premier League game with Spurs this season, is charged with turning around Real’s fortunes ahead of a potentially disastrous El Clásico match at Barcelona this weekend.

Real director of sport Pedrag Mijatovic (pictured above with Ramos) said: “We spoke to Schuster this morning about all the difficulties over the past few months. We came to the mutual agreement to take this decision. He took the decision well.”

You came to a “mutual agreement”, eh? And he took the “decision” well, eh?