Ronaldinho taking a crap
In Spanish and particularly Catalan Christmas tradition, alongside all the usual players there is a character called the Caganer. While the Three Wise Men brought gifts, the Caganer simply craps in the corner of the stable as baby Jesus is born. And in this age of celebrity we live in you can buy all sorts of celebrity Caganer figures to play the part. So if you want Ronaldinho to defecate on your nativity scene it is quite possible to make that dream come true.