This year I would like:
– My job (or a new job if you can’t manage that. I know it’s a lot to ask for)
– A midfielder who is young enough not to be touted as my replacement
– A bodyguard to protect me from the bad people who have a vendetta against old Man Utd players
UPDATE: Some things are too much to ask, even from Santa Claus. Ince has been sacked.