Football Lookalikes: Jermain Defoe and Oliver Twist

Posted by - January 7, 2009 - Lookalikes, Portsmouth, Tottenham

Please, sir, can I have some more money?

One’s an orphan who escapes the shires to return to London to make money in a pickpocket gang, the other’s a footballer who pickpockets his club to return to London to have his wicked way with Chinawhite’s female patrons.

  • http://twitter.com/dboy dboy

    Was there enough room in the White Hart Lane car park for his locomotive steam train?

  • Joe

    “Never before has a boy wanted more”

    Throw in Harry Redknapp’s resemblance to Fagin, in that he’s a dodgy cockney who provides a home for unwanted outcasts (Lauren, Sol Campbell, Diarra, Crouch Defoe about a year ago) and we have a tooth-achingly sweet White Hart Lane musical on our hands.

  • Daniel

    looks more liek andrei arshavin