Football Lookalikes: Jermain Defoe and Oliver Twist

Posted by Rob Parker on January 7, 2009 in: Lookalikes, Portsmouth, Tottenham|4 Comments

Please, sir, can I have some more money?

One’s an orphan who escapes the shires to return to London to make money in a pickpocket gang, the other’s a footballer who pickpockets his club to return to London to have his wicked way with Chinawhite’s female patrons.

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Was there enough room in the White Hart Lane car park for his locomotive steam train?
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[...] Jermain Defoe rocked the Oliver Twist look on his first day back at Tottenham. (Off the Post) [...]
Joe

“Never before has a boy wanted more”

Throw in Harry Redknapp’s resemblance to Fagin, in that he’s a dodgy cockney who provides a home for unwanted outcasts (Lauren, Sol Campbell, Diarra, Crouch Defoe about a year ago) and we have a tooth-achingly sweet White Hart Lane musical on our hands.
Daniel

looks more liek andrei arshavin

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