Tactical genius

During his time at Tottenham, Juande Ramos earned a reputation for deploying tools in the wrong places (David Bentley at left-back, for instance). He has continued the theme during his brief stint at Real Madrid, where he has been spotted clipping his nails in the dugout.

Here he is taking a break from the 90 minutes of his week beamed around the world to television crowd of millions to cut his fingernails. Rumours he later delayed a substitution because he was trimming his nostril hair have not been substantiated.