In England, jolly Saint Nick pays us a visit on 24 December. Spanish kids receive their gifts from the Three Wise Men who – much to the relief of said Spanish kids – have ditched gold, frankincense and myrrh for gifts which the recipients are likely to appreciate.
In the book of Sergio Ramos, that is a good enough reason to blacken his face and ride through the streets looking like a cross between the Queen Mother and The Black and White Minstrel Show. The inappropriateness of this sails way over the head of the Real Madrid player and indeed his club who are promoting this goodwill gesture!
Spotted on The Spoiler