Crouch ditches the robot for new choreography

Just in case you thought dodgy adverts were confined to Spanish footballers, here is Peter Crouch’s new advert for T-Mobile. The lanky one claims: “Football’s a simple game lads. It’s not about tactics, it’s not about formations. It’s about how you celebrate goals.”

The Portsmouth striker fulfils his contractual agreement of briefly doing a bit of robotics before showing off his “new moves”. Pure cheese and yet pure gold at the same time!