When does a shoulder barge become sexual assault?
Ex-Charlton Athletic boss Alan Pardew had better get himself back on the managerial merry-go-round very soon because a career in punditry now looks a distinctly distant prospect.
On MOTD2 last night, Pardew turned Alan Partridge with an embarrassing display of media skills. Commenting on a clip of Michael Essien bouncing Manchester City’s Ched Evans off the ball, Pardew said the Chelsea man “absolutely rapes him”!
WARNING: This video contains infectious laughter.
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