Football video: Alan Pardew accuses Michael Essien of rape

Posted by - March 16, 2009 - Chelsea, Football videos, Manchester City, Oddballs

When does a shoulder barge become sexual assault?

Ex-Charlton Athletic boss Alan Pardew had better get himself back on the managerial merry-go-round very soon because a career in punditry now looks a distinctly distant prospect.

On MOTD2 last night, Pardew turned Alan Partridge with an embarrassing display of media skills. Commenting on a clip of Michael Essien bouncing Manchester City’s Ched Evans off the ball, Pardew said the Chelsea man “absolutely rapes him”!

WARNING: This video contains infectious laughter.
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  • Fredorrarci

    I was watching that last night and my brain didn’t allow me to believe he’d actually said that…That is extraordinary.

  • CR7

    LOL !

  • tye

    Pardew rocks!

  • Simon

    Office quoting! Legends boys.

    “I think there’s been a rape up there!! GET …. THEIR…. ATTENTION!”