Your mum is probably safe from El-Hadji Diouf

Posted by - March 2, 2009 - Blackburn Rovers, Oddballs

Deformed Blackburn striker poses no threat

Any concerned OTP readers who have been keeping their mum (and possibly dad) under lock and key to keep them away from self-professed sex fiend El-Hadji Diouf can breathe easy. The Blackburn Rovers striker appears to short of a few fingers, an eye and, of course, a brain. We reckon he is harmless enough – just watch out for the spit.