Your mum is probably safe from El-Hadji Diouf

Posted by - March 2, 2009 - Blackburn Rovers, Oddballs

Deformed Blackburn striker poses no threat
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Any concerned OTP readers who have been keeping their mum (and possibly dad) under lock and key to keep them away from self-professed sex fiend El-Hadji Diouf can breathe easy. The Blackburn Rovers striker appears to short of a few fingers, an eye and, of course, a brain. We reckon he is harmless enough – just watch out for the spit.