Kinky physio spikes his players with Viagra

Posted by - April 19, 2009 - Oddballs, South America

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A Bolivian physio has revealed he gave players the sex drug Viagra without the knowledge to improve their, erm, performance at altitude. Rodrigo Figueroa has revealed he crushed the drug into the fruit drinks of at least nine players from Blooming because it oxygenates the blood.

Blooming play in the eastern city of Santa Cruz, 400m above sea level. Figueroa took the decision to spike the drinks ahead of an away match in the Bolivian capital La Paz, which is 3,500m above sea level.

“We prescribed it for several players, especially those who suffered most from altitude,” said Figueroa.

Viagra is not on the list of banned substances, so Blooming’s players were not breaking any rules. Figueroa has since moved to the Bolivar in La Paz.

  • http://www.soccerupdated.blogspot.com EPL Addict

    Wow! I never realise that the little blue pill is so powerful!

  • FunnySam

    EPL Addict says:
    April 19, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Wow! I never realise that the little blue pill is so powerful!
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    That’s what she said.