Q: What’s the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle United?
Ouch! That is the latest gag doing the rounds as if to confirm that, yes, Newcastle’s season has officially been a joke (as if you didn’t already know).
Meanwhile, you have probably seen the reports elsewhere by now that Shearer is banking on a gung-ho attacking approach to keep his side up. Hmm, Geordie Messiah favours score-one-more-than-you football… I think I’ve heard this one before!