If they’re taller than him, they’re old enough!
In the days before the Britannia Stadium became Fortress Britannia, home of the mighty Stoke City, it was the preferred stomping ground of Michael Owen. Rounding up his favourite has-been goalkeeper and a young boy, Little Mickey would display his goalscoring skills (and arrogance) to an empty stadium.
Fortunately, Neville Southall is on hand to bring Owen down a peg or two!
Spotted on The Guardian