Holy Owen Coyle and co reach the big time
Congratulations to Burnley on winning promotion to the Premier League. Manager Owen Coyle was recently hailed as being God by a banner at Wrestlemania 25, and he has certainly worked wonders to get the Clarets into the top-flight. And who could forget the Miracle of Turf Moor?
Commiserations to Sheffield United. Perhaps there is a legal loophole you could explore?