God gets promoted to the Premier League
Holy Owen Coyle and co reach the big time
Congratulations to Burnley on winning promotion to the Premier League. Manager Owen Coyle was recently hailed as being God by a banner at Wrestlemania 25, and he has certainly worked wonders to get the Clarets into the top-flight. And who could forget the Miracle of Turf Moor?
Commiserations to Sheffield United. Perhaps there is a legal loophole you could explore?