Hard Tackle: Cristiano Ronaldo still can’t resist his team-mates’ genitals

Posted by - May 26, 2009 - Hard Tackle, Manchester United

C-Ron ponders whether Anderson dresses to the left or the right

It seems Cristiano Ronaldo’s watershed moment wasn’t as much of a watershed as we thought. The Manchester United winger is still weighing up the possibility of a change of sexual preference. And to help him with his a decision, he is still staring at his team-mates’ Ballons D’or in front of cameramen!

Thanks to Usama for the spot.

  • Usama

    Anderson approves, apparently.

  • Aliyo

    Usama: Aaaaah…the scintillating smell of a league without Newcastle..fantastic.

    I thought you predicted/wanted the Magpies to stay ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Reds69

    It’s not a change of preference. It’s just his actual preference coming out! Hookers and blow are just a cover up.

  • Usama

    Aliyo – I did predict they would stay up (how do you know that?) because I thought they’d have enough balls and spirit to fight for the club they represent, especially with Alan Shearer, the spirit of Newcastle, in charge. Needless to say, they disappointed me.

    On the other hand, I did want them to go down, just because I wanted to see a big club get relegated. I would’ve taken Middlsebrough at the start of the season, but when Newcastle wanted to join them I changed preference. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Also, I’m pessimistic, hence the prediction they would stay up, so that when they didn’t, it would taste all the more sweeter. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Aliyo

    I am your secret admirer ๐Ÿ˜
    No, seriously, AAH.
    I loved Middlesborough! :(
    And King Kevin, and not Shearer is the spirit of the club

  • Usama

    I must admit I do not know a whole lot about King Kev (King? You don’t happen to be a Newcastle fan, do you?) because I only started watching football after the 2006 World Cup, and then proceeded to track back to cover up what I’d missed all those years before. So my knowledge of football pre-06 is limited. But I’ll take your word for it!

  • Usama

    Feel free to fill me in, though!

  • Aliyo

    Aliyo equals Ali Akram Hayat, Usama.
    Now, do you take my word for it? I doubt it.
    ahahahahahahaha! Get me the tank?