Hard Tackle: Cristiano Ronaldo still can’t resist his team-mates’ genitals
C-Ron ponders whether Anderson dresses to the left or the right
It seems Cristiano Ronaldo’s watershed moment wasn’t as much of a watershed as we thought. The Manchester United winger is still weighing up the possibility of a change of sexual preference. And to help him with his a decision, he is still staring at his team-mates’ Ballons D’or in front of cameramen!
Thanks to Usama for the spot.