John Carew’s Ashley Young cuddly toy available now from all good retailers

Posted by - May 5, 2009 - Aston Villa, Football videos

Pick up yours today

If like Ashley Young you dream of being swept off your feet by a tall, dark, handsome man with a penchant for lap-dancing clubs, the key to your success is to provide an easy tap-in for John Carew. Much like the one Young gave Carew against Hull City last night.

Thanks to OTP reader Usama for the tip.

  • Chris Nee

    I love that man in a way that shouldn’t be possible. Juan Pablo Angel will be heartbroken.

  • Rob Parker

    Is this emotion common to all Villa fans, Chris, or just a personal preference?

  • Chris Nee

    It’s disturbingly common I’m afraid.