Sir Alex Ferguson condemns fan to suicide

Posted by - May 25, 2009 - Manchester United, Oddballs

RIP Andrew Marshall

Off The Post is sad to report the imminent death of one Andrew Marshall. Mr Marshall chose Wikipedia as a suitable medium to tell the world that he would shoot himself if Ritchie De Laet ever played a Premier League game for Manchester United.

The Wiki-boast came in the wake of the Belgian youngster’s January move to Old Trafford from Stoke. As you may be aware, De Laet made his Premier League debut against Hull yesterday. Tough luck, Andrew.

See the original Wikipedia graffiti here. Hat-tip to Football Banter.