I wasn’t w***ing! My c***’s cut!
Thanks to OTP reader Matt whose near-genius comment on our post showing Nicklas Bendtner being escorted out of a nightclub with his trousers down prompted this video lookalike. As you can see, there are startling similarities between the Bendtner incident and an episode involving Neil in current fashionable youth sitcom of choice The Inbetweeners.
This should help to explain the incident fully! Contains NSFW language.
Meanwhile, Bendtner (for it was he, doubters!) has apologised for the incident. He said: “I love this club and was so disappointed to lose against Manchester United last night. Reaching a Champions League Final is one of my biggest dreams and getting knocked out was a massive blow.
“However, no matter how disappointed I was, it does not excuse my behaviour later in the evening. I may be young but my actions were a poor error of judgment and something I deeply regret. I want to apologise to the Club and the fans for letting them and myself down.
“I cannot change the past but will learn from my mistakes. Tuesday night is behind me now and I want to use my energy to fully focus on our three remaining games this season, starting with Chelsea on Sunday.”