USA stun Spain to reach Confederations Cup final
Remember we told you that Spain full-back Joan ‘Rivers’ Capdevila had taken a bit of a pop at the USA’s Jozy Altidore? Just to refresh your memory, Capdevila said of his Villarreal team-mate: “Yesterday he sent me a message and told me that we had to be careful. But his Spanish is not so great, so I think he made a mistake.”
It turns out no mistake had been made: Altidore meant every single mangled Spanish word. See the guy in red getting turned ridiculously easily before hitting the deck? That would be Capdevila. See the guy completely out-muscling him and scoring the goal? That would be Altidore.
Congratulations to the USA. You’ve done it – you’re now the best at every sport on the planet*… except cricket. How’s your spin bowling, Jozy?
* Disclaimer: this is a lie.
Video via 101GG