Top 10 bad boy footballer holiday destinations
As football’s finest head to foreign beaches, OTP looks at the shenanigans they’ll be getting up to
1. Las Vegas
Make sure you don’t… Get caught cheating on your fiancee, like Frank Lampard
2. Ayia Napa
Make sure you don’t… Encourage people to take pictures of you completely starkers except for a Budweiser label, like Don Hutchison; film a sex tape with two girls you’ve picked up which will later find its way to the News of the World, like Frank Lampard, Rio Ferdinand and Kieron Dyer.
Make sure you don’t… Head on a relaxing holiday to secure a move to Liverpool after failing a medical due to high blood pressure only to fail the second medical on your return from your holiday antics, like Frank Worthington.
4. La Manga
Make sure you don’t… Get locked up on suspicion of sexual assault, like Paul Dickov, Keith Gillespie and Frank Sinclair.
Make sure you don’t… Get headbutted by a local gangster like Rio Ferdinand.
Make sure you don’t… Die after smashing your head jumping off a waterfall, like former Real Madrid player and Arsenal target Peter Dubovsky; put out a cigar in your team-mate’s eye, like Joey Barton.
Make sure you don’t… Get photographed getting friendly with a Real Madrid player after a summer of speculation about your future, like Steven Gerrard.
Make sure you don’t… Ride a motorcycle through the plate glass window of the wrong hotel because you can’t find the night porter, like Peter Beagrie.
9. Hong Kong
Make sure you don’t… Pour prawn crackers over the engine of a taxi and get into a fight with the taxi driver, like Ray Parlour.
Make sure you don’t… Attack a team-mate with a golf club, like Craig Bellamy.