Top 10 Premier League players to drop into conversation as fictional swear words
OTP offers up some football curses that even your granny can say under her breath!
1. Zoran Tošić
Example: You’re the biggest Tošić I’ve ever met.
2. John Utaka
Example: Shove that up Utaka.
3. Chris Gunter
Example: You are such a Gunter.
4. Maynor Figueroa
Example: I don’t give a Figueroa…
5. Valeri Bojinov / Amaury Bischoff
Example: Why don’t you just Bojinov / Bischoff?
6. Sébastien Puygrenier
Example: Your dad’s a Puygrenier.
7. Jose Bosingwa
Example: You’ve got a tiny Bosingwa.
8. Steven Pienaar
Example: Oi! Pienaar.
9. Dickson Etuhu
Example: I couldn’t give a Dickson Etuhu he is.
10. Joey B*****
Example: None needed. This one just stands alone. On second thoughts, maybe your granny ought to give this one a miss.
Your suggestions are welcome, of course!