OTP offers up some football curses that even your granny can say under her breath!
1. Zoran Tošić
Example: You’re the biggest Tošić I’ve ever met.
2. John Utaka
Example: Shove that up Utaka.
3. Chris Gunter
Example: You are such a Gunter.
4. Maynor Figueroa
Example: I don’t give a Figueroa…
5. Valeri Bojinov / Amaury Bischoff
Example: Why don’t you just Bojinov / Bischoff?
6. Sébastien Puygrenier
Example: Your dad’s a Puygrenier.
7. Jose Bosingwa
Example: You’ve got a tiny Bosingwa.
8. Steven Pienaar
Example: Oi! Pienaar.
9. Dickson Etuhu
Example: I couldn’t give a Dickson Etuhu he is.
10. Joey B*****
Example: None needed. This one just stands alone. On second thoughts, maybe your granny ought to give this one a miss.
Your suggestions are welcome, of course!