Top 10 Premier League players to drop into conversation as fictional swear words

Posted by - June 8, 2009 - Lists, Oddballs

OTP offers up some football curses that even your granny can say under her breath!

1. Zoran Tošić
Example: You’re the biggest Tošić I’ve ever met.

2. John Utaka
Example: Shove that up Utaka.

3. Chris Gunter
Example: You are such a Gunter.

4. Maynor Figueroa
Example: I don’t give a Figueroa…

5. Valeri Bojinov / Amaury Bischoff
Example: Why don’t you just Bojinov / Bischoff?

6. Sébastien Puygrenier
Example: Your dad’s a Puygrenier.

7. Jose Bosingwa
Example: You’ve got a tiny Bosingwa.

8. Steven Pienaar
Example: Oi! Pienaar.

9. Dickson Etuhu
Example: I couldn’t give a Dickson Etuhu he is.

10. Joey B*****
Example: None needed. This one just stands alone. On second thoughts, maybe your granny ought to give this one a miss.

Your suggestions are welcome, of course!

  • Mic

    I couldn’t give a Dickson Etuhu he is. LOL

  • http://alt.thecellarroom.net Pedro

    You can Andrei Kanchelskis my backside.

  • Usama

    This article is Ballack for not including Ballack? 😀

  • http://www.offthepost.info Rob Parker

    Too obvious!

  • Paul

    Shove this up your Assou-Ekotto

  • Zemaldo

    Your mum gave me Arbeloa job.

  • Usama

    Drogba.
    Example: It’s a Drogba disgrace.

    Okay, that was terrible.

  • JH

    Norwegian 2. division video:

    While celebrating a goal Christian Gauseth accidentally pokes Karl Morten Håland in the eye.

    http://fotball.adressa.no/forstediv/article141435.ece

    Christian Gauseth’s comment:
    “I did acctually feel my fingers slip into his eye ball. It was almost like pressing a finger down a pack of butter.

  • http://www.diehardgamefan.com Mohamed S.

    Where’s Danny Shittu?

  • http://www.thesportreview.com Sport Review

    haha, yeah how come no ballack? what a load of ballacks

  • Usama

    What an Arshavin…

  • Mizman

    He is acting like a right Bednar

  • joe

    I’ve gotta run for the loo, I’ve gone a bit pantsil.

  • http://wedontknowfootball.com/ williamhill

    remember stefan kuntz?

    i know he never played in the epl, but damn hilarious of a name.

  • http://Donaldmaunde@yahoo.Com Donaldmaunde

    I believe that you are all suffering from ‘Insomia’ or is it ‘Nzo***?