Six Premier League stars wait for HIV test results

Posted by - July 12, 2009 - Oddballs

A new occupational hazard for the modern footballer

Footballers from three Premier League clubs face a nerve-wracking wait for HIV test results after a woman they had all slept with discovered she had contracted the infection. Six players have allegedly taken the tests after sleeping with the groupie (reportedly not at the same time, although you never know).

The woman seemingly went on a rampage through the PFA’s membership list after splitting with her boyfriend. When the couple hooked up again she wisely decided it would be prudent to get checked out for infections. At that point she was diagnosed with the HIV virus, although it is not known how long she has carried it.

All her sexual partners, including the Premier League stars, are now awaiting the test results.

  • http://none Jano Olsson

    who are they?

  • Usama Waheed

    They can’t be named for legal reasons.

  • anon

    *cough*Danielle Lloyd*cough*

  • JH

    Mame Diouf scored a perfect hat-trick in 9 minutes in the norwegian premier league game against brann

  • Miggy

    As soon as I read this my mind kep screaming “DEFOE! DEFOE!”

  • Jesus

    Damn Ronaldo aint a premiership player anymore

  • Ted

    It can’t be John Terry, because he’s gay.

  • Lenny

    Wow! Hope they wear condom…

  • free

    ok now teddy sheringham may have hiv, bad times to be a boyfriend guess im gonna marry in saudi arabia

  • reza rezai

    who are they?