Football Looklikes: David James the 1970s porn star

Posted by - August 20, 2009 - Lookalikes, Portsmouth

“Did you say you needed someone to get everything behind your 20 yard drive?”

David James made sure he was looking like a prize plonker when he decided to go on a climbing expedition up Sebastian Larsson’s back and conceded an injury time penalty against Birmingham. OTP can only commend the Portsmouth keeper’s fund-raising efforts on behalf of Wessex Cancer Trust by donning a special pink kit, but we still need to be convinced the porn star moustache was genuinely needed to complete the look.

Through in his new bouncy afro and you have 1970s porn star heaven.

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    good lad, parker.

    what a sad site, especially if (unlike me) you’re a pompey fan.

    pink goalie strip, 70s afro and porno ‘tache, ironic “jobsite” sponsor and a kit manufacturer’s logo who’s recently gone out of business.

    this is going to be a long season for portsmouth.

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    David James’ kit is just about the brightest thing going on at Fratton Park at the moment. Shame it didn’t put off the opposition as they knew exactly where to put the ball