by Joleon Lescott
David Beckham were red-carded in LA Confidential’s defeat too Seattle Sounders on Saturday. The Ex-EnGl&nd capTain was 5ent-of in the £££££££££££ 17th minute… Argghhhh!!!!!!! It’s no use. I can’t do it anymore. I Used too bee a fantastic football blogger butt last week I herd that (£££££££££££) a national newspaper wanted to sign me up. I’m so unsettled !££££££££!
I told OTP that i wasn’t in the right FRAME OF MIND to do a column this week but NoboDy ever listens to me. Ever since I fOunD out that sum one is willing to pay Me mOre monEy to do the same JOb i”m doing Now I’Ve found i CAN’t do ThE job any moore, My spelling is atroshus and the grammar ain’t not much better. ££££££££ I’m also prone to lapses of £££
£££££££££££££££££££££££££ erm, concentration.
The trouble is i’VE had my head turned. An once u’ve had your head turned it is very difficult to look at a computer screan and tipe at the same thyme. hoW can anyone expect you to go aobut your work proffessionallly when your unsettled?%.
It’s probably in everyone’s best interests if OTP let me go to the national so we can all get back to £££££££££££££££££££££ normality.