Top 15 fictional footballer Facebook updates

Posted by - August 14, 2009 - Lists

New season social networking gags

1. Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown’s friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown’s friend request


2. Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

3. Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

4. Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

– Benjani likes this

5. Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!

Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

6. Sat’day random drinks n’ antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

7. Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

8. Steven Gerrard hopes his ‘groin’ injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz

9. Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

10. Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford – 1 hour ago

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11. Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

12. Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G – 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol

13. Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

14. Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can’t wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

15. David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

  • Rob

    Been on Sikipedia then guys?? 😉

  • http://www.offthepost.info Rob Parker

    Arrived by email actually!

  • FOCKS

    this is great, especially #8!

  • Kiara

    Lol genious..!

  • Louwrens

    Number 12 LOLZ