Wazza’s memory loss
Today’s papers are filled with quotes of Wayne Rooney proclaiming his honesty as a player and saying he would never dive to win a penalty.
Rooney said: “I have never intentionally tried to dive, there have been times when I have tried to stay on my feet and tried to get the shot off rather than going down. I have never intentionally dived.”
But in the video above diving to win a penalty is precisely the offence he is booked for…