Top five conclusions England 3-0 Belarus

Posted by - October 15, 2009 - Conclusions, England, International, Lists

1. Peter Crouch’s gangly legs are not supposed to be involved in six-yard tap-ins. They were made for bicycle kicks.

2. David Beckham has brown hair, a ginger moustache and a black beard. What is that all about?

3. Twin, dwarf, right-footed wingers is probably not a viable tactical option against decent opposition.

4. If Steve McClaren had finished a match with James Milner at left-back we would be asking questions now.

5. It was really boring for approximately 80 minutes. I don’t think any internet company could have commanded a pay-per-view fee for that.

  • Matty Dub

    Think Milner could be the answer to the left side, until Joe Cole is fit. He is happy to cross it with his left or right, and looked good there whenever he has come on.
    Also, anybody else screaming at the ITV commentators??