Why Manchester United are going to have the most exhausted attackers in the Premier League

Posted by - October 16, 2009 - Manchester United, Oddballs

Sleepless strikers

Dimitar Berbatov is expected to miss Manchester United’s clash with Bolton tomorrow following the birth of his first child. But this mild disruption to Sir Alex Ferguson’s plans could be a sign of things to come.

United are already without the injured Wayne Rooney for the match, and Wazza himself is due to become a dad for the first time within a matter of days. Fergie will be hoping the new daddies don’t both find their energy sapped by the new bundles of joy.

As if to make matters worse Mini Michael Owen 4.0 is due on March 3, just to ensure that he too is enduring restless nights come the crunch end of the season.

Perhaps we can expect to see a chastity belt-clad Danny Welbeck leading the line come May!

  • Paul

    its not no sense of humour just that its just plain lame

  • Zekky

    It’s just a cheeky way to describe that Owen can still score.