Quit partying or you’ll get it!
Players at Argentine outfit Godoy Cruz found threats painted on their cars yesterday after their third successive defeat led to the sacking of coach Diego Cocca. The graffiti politely suggested the squad might like a few quiet nights in.
The threats said: “You got the coach sacked to go on partying. Win or you’ll get it.”
Cocca, who could probably find alternative work as a Michael J Fox lookalike, was given the chop on Monday after Godoy Cruz lost 2-0 away to Velez Sarsfield. To be fair, losing to an agent is a disgrace.